A Birthday Shout out to McAndrews!

Yes folks, it's that day of the year again...the time when Andy, in his Irish rage and Southern Ohio disposition celebrates his birthday (if you know Andy, you understand what I mean).

Here is a short, and definitely not exhaustive list of what Andy will be doing/has done today:

1) Lay around all day...for reasons I will not mention due to how they would demean Andy.

2) Open gifts which include a tooth brush (seriously, "tooth" not "teeth"), locks from his cousin's mullet, and some of that "Special Brew" he always drinks (I'm referring to either Vanilla Coke or Coffee)

3) Do the Waverly ("A-hult")

4) Enter the domain of the two headed tortoise

5) Receive all sorts of demeaning comments and obnoxious phone calls from Dave.

Happy birthday St. McAndrews! I love you brother.