I Pity the Fool Who Moves South!
I saw today on foxnews a report of Brown Widows moving into Mississippi. Now, I don't know about you, but the less poisoness things in my neighborhood, the better. Not to mention crocodiles, snakes (poisoness that is, who cares about the other ones, they don't bother anyone), and SEC fans living there. Honestly, I pity the fool!
Up North all we have is snow and cold (as opposed to awful humidity and heat) and New York City. Go South if you want...but make sure God has called you there.
posted by Lenny @ 3:17 PM
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Man, tell me about it! I moved south to a place called Louisville, KY not so long ago, and have had to endure such atrocities as deep-fried corn on the cob. Plus they talk funny.
Go figure. All you snobby Yankees still don't understand that real culture is in the South. ;-)
I'm not from the South but I live in it now. I don't see how you could want to live anywhere else. If you ask me, it is those strange people up north that think that you can drink warm or unsweetened tea and still call it "tea."
Anyone calling Louisville, KY the South has obviously never been to the South, gman.
Culture can be found anywhere you look. To find true culture of the area one only needs to go to old towns where they are kept as close to what they originally were.
Leonard!! You didn't think the proudest South Carolinian on the planet would read this, did you? Shame on you and your children's children for speaking against the South. But remember, those brown widows are going to Mississippi, which means the sovereign state of SC is still the finest place on God's green earth. Viva la Carolina!
Amen, brother. The South is no place for spider-hating, snow-loving, Big Ten football fans. And though there's still humidity in the state I come from, everyone at home drinks tea the way it was meant to be--unsweetened. :)
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